Expected Own Goals: Euros Edition!

NWSL Playoffs: Drawn and Quarterfinaled

In case you need help sleeping, fire up OL Reign's playoff match against Angel City FC. Woof. Two NWSL playoff games yielded only a bit of spark, as the Reign and Gotham FC move on to the semifinals. Eric and Evan pick both games apart, lament the loss of Kerolin for the North Carolina Courage, preview the upcoming USWNT friendlies, and marvel at the wonders of CBS Sports Network. Cut those cords!Art by Eli Elbogen (IG: eliwritesloud)Music by Devin Drobka's Bell Dance Songs

NWSL Quarterfinals Preview + NWSL Best XIs: Playoffs?! Coffey Time?!

Playoffs?! Playoffs?! Evan and Eric dissect the upcoming NWSL Quarterfinal matchups (OL Reign vs. Angel City FC, North Carolina Courage vs. NY/NJ Gotham FC) and bicker over their Best XIs from the 2023 NWSL Regular Season. 

NWSL Decision Day Recap: A Huge Thorn in Our Side

Has everybody caught their breath??? Washington is out, Angel City is in, and the NWSL playoff picture is set after a Decision Day that more than lived up to the hype. Eric and Evan break down all the action, from retiring players' heroics to the Spirit's and Thorns' total meltdowns. Playoffs, baby!!!Art by Eli Elbogen (IG: eliwritesloud)Music by Devin Drobka's Bell Dance Songs

NWSL Decision Day Preview: Chaos is a Way of Life

Yes, there is still an 11-point gap between first and last in the NWSL, why do you ask? Last week's fixtures locked in Portland's postseason berth and Chicago's elimination, but there are still eight teams playing for four playoff spots. Eric and Evan run down last week's action, and preview what could be in store on Decision Day. Houston Dash fans, start prayin'! Art by Eli Elbogen (IG: eliwritesloud)Music by Devin Drobka's Bell Dance Songs

NWSL Week 20 Recap: Orlando Takes Pride in Their Work

Only 11 points separated first from last in the NWSL last week. Now, only 11 points separate first from last. San Diego has punched their ticket while Kansas City is confirmed to be packing it in after October 15th. In between them, the table is just as wild as ever. Evan and Eric give you the full rundown, and go deep on what may have been a season-deciding match between Orlando and Angel City. A quick WSL recap closes us out, mercifully more painless than the pun assault that starts us off! Art by Eli Elbogen (IG: eliwritesloud)Music by Devin Drobka's Bell Dance Songs

NWSL and WSL and Playoffs, Oh My!

There are a mere three games left in the NWSL regular season, and everyone's somehow still in it! Eric and Evan break down each team's chances, and which contender is likely to miss out on the postseason tournament. (Hint: it's North Carolina.) They also preview the start of the WSL season in England. Can anybody take down Chelsea this year? Probably not! Club football is the best football! Art by Eli Elbogen (IG: eliwritesloud)Music by Devin Drobka's Bell Dance Songs

USWNT Recap: Would You Like to Hear My Testimonial?

The USWNT said goodbye to Julie Ertz and Megan Rapinoe last week, which is about all that mattered in the team's two friendlies against South Africa. Eric and Evan mine for any gems in the silt, and give an update on the rapidly changing situation in Spain. Plus, we preview xOG 2.0, as we transition to all club soccer, all the time! Artwork: Eli Elbogen (IG:eliwritesloud)Music: Devin Drobka's Bell Dance Songs

Women’s World Cup Team of the Tournament Draft!

There were so many incredible performances at the Women's World Cup, from superstars like Golden Ball winner Aitana Bonmatí to breakout sensations like Golden Boot winner Hinata Miyazawa. Now that the dust has settled on the tournament, Eric and Evan draft their best XIs and share what made these players so special over the last month. This episode was more cutthroat than we anticipated. (Spoiler: Naomi Girma makes an appearance.) Enjoy!Art by Eli Elbogen (IG: eliwritesloud)Music by Devin Drobka's Bell Dance Songs
Eric's XI vs Evan's XI

Women’s World Cup Final Recap: The Reign in Spain

And just like that, the 2023 FIFA Women's World Cup is behind us. Spain are champions, no thanks to their federation or head coach. They were tactically superior to England on the day, but how did they do it? What ultimately made Spain so special this tournament? And how should we view the players in light of their seven compatriots who refused to join them down under? This is a dense 'n' thorny one, but we're here to guide you through it all!
Art by Eli Elbogen (IG: eliwritesloud)Music by Devin Drobka's Bell Dance Songs

World Cup Final Preview: England vs. Spain - ”Fan’s Labyrinth”

Only one game left in the 2023 FIFA Women's World Cup. Hard to argue the two best teams aren't playing in the final. Each took very different paths to get here, and each faced different challenges on and off the field. Will the Lionesses be able to cap the greatest twelve months in English football history? Will Spain's players manage to overcome their training-ground toxicity and crown themselves champions? Eric and Evan tackle the final from every angle. Dive in!
Art by Eli Elbogen (IG: eliwritesloud)Music by Devin Drobka's Bell Dance Songs