USWNT vs. Portugal: ”It’s Like Watching the USMNT”

In the immortal words of some random Marvel character, so THAT just happened. Yes, the USWNT just suffered what might be one of the worst ties in modern soccer history. They just barely scraped through to second place in group E and a likely date with nemeses Sweden in the round of 16. Just how bad was it? Were there any silver linings? What goes on inside the mind of Vlatko Andonovski? Find out! 

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